Christian Paul is a jackass!
I could literally end this blog right here, but no, I must reiterate! Christian Paul is a gigantic asshole!
What are they teaching the kids in high schools nowadays. I mean, this runt is 16 and he's got nothing better to do backstage but constantly pull pranks!
Now, normally, I'm a fan of his work. Not his in-ring work, mind you, but his backstage pranks that he pulls on other superstars backstage. For example, about 2 weeks ago, we did a house show in Roselle Park, New Jersey. ACP passes out on a couch, trying to get a quick power nap before his segment that night (He has a nagging shoulder injury and has been seeing limited ring time). CP just finished jobbing to Lord Pistoia. I think he only went for about 2 minutes but that wasn't nearly enough to tire out the legendary prankster known as Christian Paul. And the sad thing is that, when myself and Raze walked passed ACP on the couch, and then saw on the chalk board that CP had to do a 2-minute job, we both knew that ACP was screwed. So Chris finds himself a large bowl...don't know where the fuck he found it at but he got it. And he does the "hand in water" trick to ACP. Poor Alex pisses himself. Here's the DWF Heavyweight Champion in the world...sleeping in his pissy pants. It was hilarious. Then ACP's wake up call didnt' work and he rushed out to the ring to cut his promo. He didn't take anytime to notice that he wet himself. So he's doing his "I'M ACP. I GET SCREWED ALL THE TIME" promo like usual and the fans are laughting hysterically at him because he has stains. When he got backstage, he chased Christian Paul out of the arena.
That was great, but Christian then got me this morning, the SOB!
So, we're at the SuperStars taping before doors opened and people are cutting these new "I AM CAW" commercials (The Rebel, Keller, ACP, Paul Sexton, Phy, Sir Magic, Lord Pistoia & Nick Wolf). BTW, I think Nick Wolf's coming back at the Rumble because he looked GREAT when I saw him. Anyway, even though someone may not be used at the show, DWF still wants everyone who's not on vacation or IR to arrive to the show two hours earlier for their "track" meetings. Track meetings for DWF is basically to keep everyone on track with what they are doing. Whether it's storyline or special promos or commercials. And today, I had to tell people about the way the dual-PPVs are gonna work (Bragging Rights and Elimination Chamber on the 12) So as I was explaining how the PPV would translate on YouTube, CP, who was sitting right behind me decides to pants me. Do you know how it feels to be standing in front of Keri Killjoy with nothing to cover your briefs!? It's troubling! To the point that I called my wife at the end of the meeting to say I love her. Then to make things worse, DJ WENTWORTH, our boss, walks in, sees me pantless in front of a sitting Keri Killjoy and says "I call next!" And everyone laughs! All because Christian Paul wants to be funny. I was so damn embarassed!
So CP, you can enjoy your glory for today...but it won't happen ever again!!!
